Name: Tim Howard
Birthplace: North Brunswick Township, NJ
Age/Birthday: 35/6 March 1979
Smokeshow Qualification: Timmy’s got what I consider to be the best beard in soccer. It evolves. Little goatee. Medium beard. Hermit beard. Birds-living-in-beard beard. Super ripped, super beautiful, Howard’s the whole package.
Why We Love Him: Even though Tim has Tourette’s Syndrome and refuses to take medication, he is widely considered one of the best goalies in the world. He’s very active as an advocate for individuals with TS. His Insta is adorable, very positive. He recently joined Twitter and is doing very well. His last tweet is a perfect encapsulation of Howard: adorable, positive, and on point.
What Fictional Character I Think He Looks Like: Charlie of The West Wing.
What Founding Father Is He: Alexander Hamilton.
Anything Else: Lots of great profiles of him online—here’s a recent one.
i need kisses and attention and alcohol
- A Sad Person’s Advice On Dating Sad People (via hisworkofart)
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